What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.