What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!