What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*