What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !