What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.