How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer