How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.