How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.