What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!