What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !