What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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At the filling station

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