Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.