How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.