How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.