How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women