What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!