Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
Cancer.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
A mode of transportation. :D
He had Gnocchi.
A: Who cares!
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
biting an apple and finding half a worm
A poodle split in half.
