What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.