What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.