What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.