What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.