What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.