Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!