Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !