Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Big holes in your garden

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)