Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !