Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.