How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out