How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...