Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.