Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!