What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn