What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick