What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: