Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.