Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.