Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
They like to stay anony-moose
Because they always steal the green cards....
A Poultrygeist!
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A: He wanted to see time fly.
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
They only wanna go down on her once a month
Coagulations!