Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.