Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.