Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.