Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.