How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!