What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!