Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!