What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP