What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."