Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.