What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.