What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.