What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*