What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.