How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.