How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.