What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.