What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.