What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.