What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.