What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade