What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.