How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.