How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?