How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.