How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.