How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!