How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.