What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.