What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck