What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.