What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.