What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture