Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture