Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture