Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!