What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

What do you call an Irish-Canadian?

a Mickey Moose