because they're too poor to afford chairs.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
it was repossessed!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Time to buy a new chair.
My poor, mixed-up kids...
