Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
A precipuss.
Briiiiines...
because it provides cavity protection
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
A: To the moovies.
Steak.
Bob.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
You look elephantastic !
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Walking Jk rolling
Sarah Jessica Porker
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
