How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.