Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!