Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*