Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!