What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

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What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back