What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself