What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.