What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt