What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!