What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.