What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!