What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.