What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave