What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool