His desk is level
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
He wanted to work overtime.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
An accountant !
Depreciation.
A: Flattered.
Drool
