How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)